What is wrong with you people?!?!? What is wrong with me?!?!?!?
People, chill the hell OUT.
Please do me a favor. Until we get through November, please try to limit the amount of time we meander through these days wearing our Blue, Orange, or Green tinted glasses.
By the way, if Obama/Biden win, I'd be happy to purchase train and bus tickets for Republicans to escape the
horrors that will undoubtedly beset the United States. This crowd hasn't publically announced in which country their assylum will take place. Then again, perhaps they don't need a
country - they can escape to
Alaska I suppose. Yet, my experience in Alaska was that of Democrats ruling the local elections (most often the state as well), while Republicans taking the Federal spots. That's a typical Alaskan way of thinking based upon my observations, actually - "We'll take care of our own, thank you. Oh, keep your greasy Federal paws off us, our land, and our values. Don't call us, and rest assured we won't call you. By the way - New Yorker? Don't give us opinions regarding lands and animals which you have never
seen."
By the way, if McCain/Palin win, I'd be happy to purchase train and bus tickets for Democrats to escape the
horrors that will undoubtedly beset the United States. This crowd has stated their intentions for
Canada, which quite ironically separates the Continental United States from Alaska. "Oh, Canada," by the way, I apologize up front for all of the worldview whining with which you will have to listen. Then again, I suppose you have enough of your own already, so are probably jaded (green, of course) in that regard. Perhaps they can camp on the Yukon Territory/Alaskan border and hurl insults at the evil conservatives who hole up in the Last Frontier. Oh, even more juicy, camp out along the Alaskan Highway and wave protest signs at the evil conservatives making their pilgrammages between Alaska and Continental United States.
Oh, see a trend here? I'd be MOST pleased to purchase tickets for BOTH crowds in the very unlikely circumstance that Barr/Root should prevail. That would leave the 6% of the citizens (let's not forget the non-citizens who want nothing more than to survive, and could give a rat's ass about politics) with true common sense with quite a lot of nice resources and a beautiful land, thank you very much.
So, here sit a passionate few on Gaia who attempt to look at all of this objectively being assaulted and harrassed by constant opinion from the "Left."
Eve Ensler on Sarah Palin is one fine example. Isn't that just a wonderfully "balanced" article? Here, I'll save you a mouse click:
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'Drill, Drill, Drill' by playwright, Eve Ensler
I am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks. I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it's their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears.
I don't like raging at women. I am a Feminist and have spent my life trying to build community, help empower women and stop violence against them. It is hard to write about Sarah Palin. This is why the Sarah Palin choice was all the more insidious and cynical. The people who made this choice count on the goodness and solidarity of Feminists.
But everything Sarah Palin believes in and practices is antithetical to Feminism which for me is part of one story - connected to saving the earth, ending racism, empowering women, giving young girls options, opening our minds, deepening tolerance, and ending violence and war.
I believe that the McCain/Palin ticket is one of the most dangerous choices of my lifetime, and should this country chose those candidates the fall-out may be so great, the destruction so vast in so many areas that America may never recover. But what is equally disturbing is the impact that duo would have on the rest of the world. Unfortunately, this is not a joke. In my lifetime I have seen the clownish, the inept, the bizarre be elected to the presidency with regularity.
Sarah Palin does not believe in evolution. I take this as a metaphor. In her world and the world of Fundamentalists nothing changes or gets better or evolves. She does not believe in global warming. The melting of the arctic, the storms that are destroying our cities, the pollution and rise of cancers, are all part of God's plan. She is fighting to take the polar bears off the endangered species list. The earth, in Palin's view, is here to be taken and plundered. The wolves and the bears are here to be shot and plundered. The oil is here to be taken and plundered. Iraq is here to be taken and plundered. As she said herself of the Iraqi war, 'It was a task from God.'
Sarah Palin does not believe in abortion. She does not believe women who are raped and incested and ripped open against their will should have a right to determine whether they have their rapist's baby or not.
She obviously does not believe in sex education or birth control. I imagine her daughter was practicing abstinence and we know how many babies that makes.
Sarah Palin does not much believe in thinking. From what I gather she has tried to ban books from the library, has a tendency to dispense with people who think independently. She cannot tolerate an environment of ambiguity and difference. This is a woman who could and might very well be the next president of the United States. She would govern one of the most diverse populations on the earth.
Sarah believes in guns. She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.
Sarah believes in God. That is of course her right, her private right. But when God and Guns come together in the public sector, when war is declared in God's name, when the rights of women are denied in his name, that is the end of separation of church and state and the undoing of everything America has ever tried to be.
I write to my sisters. I write because I believe we hold this election in our hands. This vote is a vote that will determine the future not just of the U.S., but of the planet. It will determine whether we create policies to save the earth or make it forever uninhabitable for humans. It will determine whether we move towards dialogue and diplomacy in the world or whether we escalate violence through invasion, undermining and attack. It will determine whether we go for oil, strip mining, coal burning or invest our money in alternatives that will free us from dependency and destruction. It will determine if money gets spent on education and healthcare or whether we build more and more methods of killing. It will determine whether America is a free open tolerant society or a closed place of fear, fundamentalism and aggression.
If the Polar Bears don't move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, 'Drill Drill Drill.' I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.
Do we want a future of drilling? More holes in the ozone, in the floor of the sea, more holes in our thinking, in the trust between nations and peoples, more holes in the fabric of this precious thing we call life?
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To which I heartily respond:
"So, what is the point?
If I understand the point appropriately, I think I got it - in spades.
Democrats' ranks are full of folks who are REALLY green and REALLY angry and detest lower memes. Republicans' ranks are full of folks who are REALLY blue (shades of orange) and REALLY don't appreciate all percieved rule-bending and status-quo boat rocking by hippie granola munchers.
Oh, wait.
The first part of that point hardly gets mentioned (linking democrats to a CG of green) on Gaia. What?
Sigh.
But wait, there's more. At least one fact, I have experienced first hand in recent years (months, days, hell, MINUTES), as stated in the article quoted, that I know for fact is bunk.
"'Drill Drill Drill.' .... I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent."
Goodness, Ms. Eve, when was the last time which you have participated in such an exercise to where you can make an informed observation. Um, dear Eve? When's the last time you partook of military "drills"? For that matter, when was the last time you
witnessed such an exercise to make an educated guess? Oh, nevermind, we probably watched a movie or television show that informs us all.
My experience points to the antithesis - drilling of procedures, but within that basic foundation, very intelligent people continusously analyze, assess, question what they observe, thrive in abiguity (since, after all, the "enemy" does have a vote!), and quite often voice their dissenting opinions - and are encouraged often to do so.
Now, at least one "fact" as portrayed by Ms. Ensler is greatly misleading, which causes me to conduct active research on the other "points" of "fact."
Can we not take a step back, for both sides wanting to buy tickets out of this Valley of Death, woe be unto us, yeah though we rent and gnash our teeth in this Hades that is called the United States of America that it will continue to slide into if either side should prevail in this election?
News flash!!!!!! No matter who wins, 1/2 of the folks in this country will be completely pissed off. In the eyes of a partisan, we are in a loose-loose proposition here, unless, of course, our side wins! In my eyes, we are win-win, since we have a programmed change of leadership upon us that causes us to re-think the way we allow ourselves to be governed.
Oh, by the way, it has
always sucked. Or, should I say, the politicians have always been sucked and do the sucking? Every four years, it is the end of the world as we know it, for at least 1/2 the US population. Ok, ok, if a Republican is elected, then it is four years of doom for the rest of the world, too (well, at least Europe, but then again, from their eyes, is there really a world beyond Europe?).
How about a more objective view of this Palin et al business (
Lisa Nesselson on Sarah Palin - and JFK, Marilyn Monroe, us.... )?
" more objective, non-partisan, view of Sarah Palin and the current state of affairs. Indeed, there's thinkers out there who transcend the current polarized political schemata....
JFK, Marilyn Monroe and, uh, Sarah Palin - The French Recollection
When I was a little girl, one still heard the inspiring slogan that America was a place so full of promise and equal opportunity that "Any boy can grow up to be president."
(The 21st century corollary, "Any flag lapel pin-sporting attractive outdoorsy conservative female with five children one of whom is being deployed to Iraq can grow up to be nominated for Vice President" was not yet being bandied about.)
Having just finished the unfussily titled Marilyn et JFK, a brand new French-language tome by prominent journalist Francois Forestier, I have to think that, above all, a president-to-be needs extraordinary organizational skills.
Because it's difficult for me to understand how a head of state could have such frequent sex with so many different women in so many places and still run the country.
JFK initiated and completed encounters with the fair sex in the amount of time I might dedicate to eating a small Hershey bar. Mr. Kennedy's relentless extracurricular pronging is now common knowledge, but was not well known to the nation when he occupied the White House.
Reading Mr. Forestier's book - which, on September 11 at the Deauville Festival of American Film, will receive the 34-year-old event's Literary Prize, (an award that has previously gone to Gore Vidal, Norman Mailer and Budd Schulberg) - one is reminded that the field of journalism has changed quite a bit since "Camelot."
And not just because it is possible for Sam Zell to continue to wield power and influence after stating that the most valuable reporters are the ones who crank out the most stories. (One word is as good as another, apparently. That's certainly going to save ME a lot of time as a reporter from now on.)
And, since people who read newspapers probably enjoy reading, getting rid of the book review section of the LA Times seems about as bright as trying to kill Castro with poison pens and exploding (or LSD-laced) cigars.
In Kennedy's day, the electorate was spared too many potentially upsetting details about the president's penchant for swift horizontal exercise.
Forestier describes Washington Post publisher Phil Graham's champagne-fueled outburst at the AP convention in 1963. Although he and JFK were friends, Graham blew a gasket wanting to know why the president's seemingly bottomless appetite for having sex with women other than his wife was conspicuously absent from print and the airwaves.
Yeah - why DOES the press discuss some things and ignore others? Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's obituary in the NY Times said of the Russian writer's acceptance speech for the 1970 Nobel Prize in Literature :
"He wrote that while an ordinary man was obliged 'not to participate in lies,' artists had greater responsibilities. 'It is within the power of writers and artists to do much more: to defeat the lie!'"
Consensual peccadillos involving genital contact needn't be a blight on anybody's resumé - except maybe the Pope's.
And adultery, the use of call girls - or boys - and out-of-wedlock underage pregnancies needn't make headlines. Unless, that is, the people caught with their pants down (or their skirts up) have made "family values" or "chastity" or "fidelity" or "accountability" a cornerstone of their presumed moral superiority.
You know, moral superiority, virtuous conduct, an iron grip on right and wrong - the stuff from which flows the privilege to lead, be it from a pulpit or a government office.
Maureen Orth's recent Vanity Fair profile of France's first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy tells me - and anybody else who can read English - the names of quite a few of the men with whom Ms. Bruni went steady. But Madame Sarkozy doesn't have the wisp of a problem with her prior romances being public. She has nothing to hide. The only danger is to her feelings or those of her former paramours.
It would be premature to put blackmail on the Endangered Species List in American politics, but in decades past, having the "goods" on activities considered bad was as potent as having a nuclear warhead and the means to launch it.
Forestier neatly lays out that JFK and RFK (and select Mob kingpins and J. Edgar Hoover and the KGB, to name but a few) had such a problem with their literally dangerous liaisons that, Forestier implies, people died. Marilyn Monroe just being the only household word.
In the introduction to his 90,000 word hardback essay Marilyn, Norman Mailer wrote, "For Marilyn, so soon as one attempts to classify her too neatly, goes to phosphorescence and dust."
Sarah Palin on the other hand, seems to have been manufactured in a lab for the express purpose of being "classified neatly."
Life experiences garnered beyond America's borders - not to mention, facts - are just too confusing for some voters.
For example, a poll cited last month in the international edition of Newsweek says that 12 percent of Americans still believe that Obama is Muslim - and this despite frequent coverage of his churchgoing. (That Muslim rascal - trying to pass himself off as a Christian.)
Forestier's book reminds us that Joe Kennedy had goons ask Sammy Davis Jr. (who had one glass eye) whether he "wanted to lose his other eye" in order to dissuade him from attending JFK's inaugural, to which he had been invited. Apparently the filthy rich ex-bootlegger was not offended so much by the color of Davis' skin but by the fact that he was Jewish. Gosh, it's good to have priorities in one's prejudices.
(Deauville is presenting a complete retrospective of films by Spike Lee, who was not yet three years old when Mr. Davis was warned not to show his ebony face at the inaugural bash.)
In his introduction, Forestier says "And they expect us to believe that we don't know who killed Kennedy? That it's just one of those eternal mysteries... where we'll never ever know what happened?"
Well, yeah - that IS what they expect us to believe. Only some ornery European with an attention span and a fondness for examining evidence would question Oswald as lone nut assassin and find a reputable publisher for his breezy roundup. Pesky foreigners like Forestier probably think Sarah Palin was manufactured in a lab - or pulled out of a hat - in order to pander to specific demographics.
Literally hundreds of books have been written about the Kennedys and about Monroe. Forestier connects the dots.
I was surprised to learn that JFK dropped acid just a few days before the Cuban Missile Crisis. In retrospect, that makes it a little nutty to have pilloried Bill Clinton for pot smoking (albeit of the purely cosmetic variety, unburdened by the effort of inhaling) or suggesting that Obama may have suffered character-stunting brain damage from youthful drug experimentation.
Like I said, volumes galore have been written about the Kennedys and about Monroe. I'm not planning to read them. Which frees me up to read about the accomplishments-to-date and outstanding legislative feats of Sarah Palin.
Okay, I'm done.
If one were flippant and cynical, one could argue that Marilyn Monroe, who was intimately acquainted with many powerful men, was as qualified to run for the next-to-the-highest elective office in the land as is Ms. Palin.
Of course, Ms. Monroe had many, many abortions and no children.
But she was pretty and talented and extremely American. She was an effective public speaker, too. When asked what she slept in, Ms. Monroe had the wit to reply "Chanel Number 5." We needn't ask Ms. Palin the same question.
First off, whether she's Pro-Birthday Suit or staunchly Right-to-Pajamas might be too hardball as questions to government officials go these days. And secondly, we know the answer: She sleeps wrapped in a little number Betsy Ross whipped up. And even if the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate does have a favorite fragrance, she would not broadcast that it was a perfume made in - horrors - France.
This November 22nd will mark 45 years since John F. Kennedy was fatally shot.
There is reason to believe that the accurate tabulating of votes in U.S. elections has been shot for quite some time.
As a nod to unreliable electronic voting machines and to (paraphrasing Henry Kissinger's remark about oil and Arabs) anybody who thinks voting is too important to be left in the hands of citizens, dare we re-name one of Ms. Monroe's better known efforts?
"Some Like it Shot."
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See the difference between the articles? If you cannot see the objectivity in article #2, then welcome to Green. Neither are commendatory, yet #2 does it without outright and blatant endorsement.
The partisan viewpoints are getting to me. I admit it. They completely sicken me - make my tummy roll and rumble, make my visage turn a bit greenish (oh, God, any color but GREEN!).
My family is right. I should just post poetry a couple of times a week and keep my egotistical mouth shut.
The problem is - hardly anyone appreciates poetry these days.
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